by Aspen Heidekrueger | Feb 1, 2020 | My Adventures
I have encountered a ridiculously large number of challenges for someone who has only been alive a little over two decades. I have such bad luck that if I went to Vegas to gamble, I’m 99% sure any slot machine I touched would just immediately catch fire. There...
by Aspen Heidekrueger | Dec 30, 2019 | Laugh
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here today to tell you how a hamster can be like a cancer patient… (Wait, what?) Yes, you read that correctly! 🙂 You probably did a double or triple take when you read the title of this article. BUT THIS IS NO JOKE. For...
